Farangs love to be hypocrites. They just love it, saying one thing is bad while doing the same, criticising with the left hand while undertaking the exact same behaviour with the right. A recent example is how some people reading my diary have decided that I can’t exist. Firstly, if I could figure out how to make it so only Thai people could read my diary, I would have done that already. Secondly, I DO exist. I’m going to take a moment to explore the inner workings of the farang brain when it stumbles (probably drunkenly) across my diary website:
Farang Brain: Dum der dum.. where did I put my beer?
FB: Hm, let’s search the internet for myself, since I am so important. I wonder if I can find pictures of people who look just like me having sex with Thai girls. I especially like the pictures where the girl looks unhappy or exploited.
*types any mixture of the following words into google.com: farang, sex, thai farang, farang thai girl, farang thai girl pic, thai girl exploited, farang exploits thai girl*
FB: Im bored with porn (not really- Ill be back in 5 mins) what’s this? Funny farangs? A Thai person stereotyping the farang race with understandable written english and never mentioning som tam? Obviously a fake! Since ALL thai people are so stupid and bad at anything other than eating or smiling!
FB: And besides! How can this Thai stereotype all farangs? We all know all Thais are the same, but white people are better and more unique because we have universities, schools, governments, hospitals and banks that all agree to agree they are better than Eastern universities, schools, governments, hospitals and banks! I know most of the farangs are bad but I’m different! I’m a really good farang! Besides, when I take a Thai girl to bed I pay her a really big tip!
Losers.
Let’s have a giggle at some of the internet warrior comments from a collection of loosely linked sexpats from Korat. Korat has a contingent of farangs for one reason only- many poor families live in the area surrounding Korat and their daughters frequently end up in bars that farangs frequent. The more successful ones manage to convince their customer to actually go home with them and pay for, well, everything for, well, everyone. Korat is booming thanks to this - good going sisters!
The farang named Ludo (”Sr. Member” - not sure what this refers to, maybe they compare phallus sizes as part of the registration procedure?) says:
“Earning 20.000 THB and run a non profit orientated .com web page to rage against farangs - not easy to believe.”
Well, Ludo, I suppose your average interaction with Thai people is only those that earn 200 000 thb and run multi-million baht earning websites which… oh wait, no you don’t. You don’t know any successful or interesting Thai’s. That kind of restriction in your life is only going to hinder any understanding of diversity in a society, isn’t it.
Farang sebastien says:
“Most of them [have] never been abroad.”
Whereas most Americans don’t even have passports!
It was hard to keep concentrating to find any more particularly funny comments, since this group, during the course of this two page discussion, had gone without sexual perversion and beer for at least 10 minutes and instead began to collapse inwardly, arbitrarily accusing one another of breaking “forum rules” and demanding apologies from one another. Eventually someone remembered what they were talking about and I managed to read this before finally falling asleep out of sheer boredom:
Farang says:
“I’m convinced that the blogger is not what he / she claims to be as well. In the last blog of today he/she claims to have been in Jakarta and haven’t seen that many farangs. With the proclamation of working 6 days a week for a rather low salary - why would someone fly to Jakarta? Distorted facts”
This is what happens to a a farang brain when it is occupied, day in day out, with nothing but alcohol absorpton and sexual deviancy. The first thing to go- the imagination. What could a professional Thai adult who works a 6 day week for 20 000 thb possibly be doing in Jakarta! Come on.. think really hard. I know you can do it.
May 25th, 2008 at 10:58 am
It’s not that you do not exist. It is that you are not what you claim to be.
The obsession with sex in your rants makes me question this, too. Your seriously unfair criticisms of reasonable critics makes me think that you are probably farang yourself. All of the people who have criticised your posts have indicated two things above all. First, they are not motivated by sex to live here. Second, they know a large number of Thai people of all walks of life. Yet these are the repeated accusations you make, ignoring the obvious in their messages to you.
And how can you get only Thai people to log on? Simple. Write in Thai. Some of us farangs can read it anyway, you know. I doubt that you can. Prove me wrong.ไดไหม
May 25th, 2008 at 11:15 am
As far as I can see from your homepage you do not accept any diversity in society, don’t you? Farangs are all the same, and if one doesn’t fit into your stereotype who cares - they are all the same anyway! If you do not want Farangs to read your site, I bet you could figure out how. My opinion stands, you are not what you claim you are. And this isn’t because your excellent knowledge of English or you had been in Jakarta because I have a few Thai friends with these features but these people wouldn’t run such a site.
May 26th, 2008 at 3:01 am
You are definitely not Thai!
Or at least, if you are, most of your education was in an English-speaking country.
My evidence is the following quote:
to actually go home with them and pay for, well, everything for, well, everyone.
This is a very unusual sentence, even for a native speaker. It shows not only a fluency with the language that is rare among Thais, but it shows a stylistic precision that is rare even among native speakers. The person who wrote this is a professional writer and a native speaker of English. I commend the writer for very well-crafted delivery; it’s the message that I find objectionable.
Come on Mister/Mizz “FunnyFarang”. Be honest with us.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Fon, I’m still waiting for a response to my dinner invitation.
May 29th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Lupisque,
Don’t bother. The person we have been calling “Fon” is actually a British man who posts on thaivisa as Oxford Will. Some of our network sleuths on koratfarang.com uncovered this.
Will really had me going, too. But the hoax is now uncovered.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:02 am
I still wish to meet Fon, or “Fon” I’m curious about this site. Be it a Thai lady or a British gentleman who composes it. I want to know the motive. I’m am still not sure if this website is phony or not. There is still a reason for it. I would still like to meet the author. I’m going to Thailand, so why not…
May 31st, 2008 at 4:41 am
Hell knows no fury like a woman scorned.
June 4th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
I am just curious, Do you give English lessons? Because you certainly have a fantastic grasp of the language and may be able to give me some tips.
June 4th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
well well well we know where you coming from and what provider you use and possably more…. your not Thai are you?
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Do you know what Thai people have said about this site? be careful if i was you…
June 4th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
We have got you. So now all the racist comments you have posted on here will now be handed to the Police and you will be delt with.
Cheers.
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June 4th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Hi Tommo - if you hurry, you can still get to Nana plaza before closing time! I’m sure you’re exhausted by all your detective work as Internet Policeman.
June 5th, 2008 at 2:36 am
Is that the best you can come up with? hahaha sad person.
June 11th, 2008 at 5:17 am
Thanks for the link to KF. Open invite to join up anytime you like. Cheers.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:57 am
ye koratfarang needs members there all so bored of each other theres even jason thai now trying to make it more interesting now